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Rhett the Jet

"Single white sock seeks same"

"I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager."

I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille…

"Idea to improve NASCAR: Take half of the drivers and have them drive the other direction. I’d watch that in a heartbeat."

I’m extremely proud of this picture. My chest and stomach look amazing. Now, if I could just get those twigs I call arms in shape…

"Not only do I believe cannabis should be legalized, it should also be forcibly administered to Congress."

"The second I get shampoo in my eyes, I’m 100 percent sure there’s a murderer in my bathroom."

Here’s a shirtless picture of me. Inbox me what you think…

pinkcreep1:

Look at that amazing bulge! Live the pink ACs too. I get the best submissions


Send pics and/or submissions! Show me your underwear! Kik & Snapchat: PINKCREEP1

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partygirl31:

Fuck yes!!!!!!

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